Cornering the Political Ice Cream Market

File this one under: So Bizarre You Can't Make It Up. Perhaps it's fitting that I read this story as I was flying to that liberal hotbed of the Left Coast, San Francisco. It turns out there is a new ice cream company that is trying to counter Ben and Jerry's far left ice cream with some good old fashioned GOP ice cream. Their logic being, why should the Left monopolize the gourmet ice cream market?

Half the fun has been trying to come up with their next flavor. It turns out some people have already beaten us to the punch. See for yourself at Star Spangled Ice Cream's website. Are there any other flavors they haven't thought of? How about "I Spent Two Years in Camp X-Raisin Nut Butter (And All I Got Was This Stupid Orange T-Shirt)?" Or "N-R-aisin Nut Butter?" Is Raisin Nut Butter even an ice cream flavor or am I making that up too? How about Chocolate Supreme Court Gave Me the Presidency?" Or Strawberry the First Ammendment?" Have I forgotten any?



Oh yeah, one big advantage Ben and Jerry's has over Star Spangled Ice Cream: $76 for a gallon of ice cream--and that's our only option? Seventy-six freaking dollars??? Aren't Republcans supposed to have better business sense then a couple of burned out hippies from Vermont?